August 19, 2025
by Carla Hay

Directed by Chuck Russell
Some language in French with subtitles
Culture Representation: Taking place in 2023 in New Orleans (with flashbacks to the region formerly known as Lorraine, France, in 1693), the horror film “Witchboard” (a re-imagining of the 1986 film of the same name) features a predominantly white cast of characters (with some black people and Latin people) representing the working-class, middle-class and wealthy.
Culture Clash: A young woman comes into the possession of a stolen witchboard that has a connection to an accused witch who was burned at the stake in 1693.
Culture Audience: “Witchboard” will appeal primarily to people who are fans of the 1986 “Witchboard” movie and predictable horror films about occult artifacts and supernatural spirits.

In the seemingly never-ending list of horror movies that are remakes, re-imaginings and sequels, “Witchboard” is a movie series (which began with 1986’s “Witchboard”) that legions of horror fans haven’t been demanding to continue. The “Witchboard” fan base is very niche. All of the “Witchboard” movies so far have been mediocre at best and complete trash at worst. Although this mid-2020s version of “Witchboard” made the effort to be very different from the 1986 version of the movie, it’s all resulted in an unimpressive collection of witchcraft clichés. Most of the acting isn’t very good, and this re-imagining isn’t very scary.
Directed by Chuck Russell (who co-wrote this “Witchboard” screenplay with Greg McKay), “Witchboard” has almost nothing in common with 1986’s “Witchboard” (written and directed by Kevin Tenney), except for the movie’s title and a concept about a young dating couple whose lives are turned upside down by a mysterious witchboard that becomes a fixation of the woman in the couple. Both movies also share a small plot point of a lost engagement ring that is found with help from whatever spirit is possessing the witchboard. The re-imagiing of “Witchboard” had its world premiere at the 2024 edition of Fantasia Fest.
This version of “Witchboard” begins in 1693, with a scene of a witch ritual taking place in the region that was then-known as the province of Lorraine, France. A fanatical witch hunter named Bishop Grogan (played by David La Haye) is tied up, as several witches dance around a fire. While the witches are dancing around the fire, several men invade the campfire grounds and massacre all of the witches. The only thing that remains on the ground is a witchboard, also known as a pendulum board.
The movie has other flashbacks to 1693 to reveal that Bishop Grogan accused a local woman named Naga Soth (played by Antonia Desplat) of being a witch and was obsessed with capturing her and having her burned at the stake. These flashbacks are somewhat sloppily edited in the movie, which is already jumbled with formulaic plot developments and plot twist “reveals” that aren’t surprising at all.
After the witch massacre scene, “Witchcraft” then shifts to 2020s New Orleans. At the New Orleans Museum of Natural History, there’s a break-in, where a burglar named Lebarge (played by Shawn Baichoo) steals the same witchboard that was shown in the witch massacre scene. Two security guards (played by Jason Moran and Vincent Michaud) try to stop this thief, but Lebarge shoots and kills them both and manages to escape with the witchboard that has various symbols on it.
It should be noted that even though this movie takes place mostly in New Orleans, none of the New Orleans characters sound like they’re from New Orleans. It’s one of many things that look phony in the movie. Even the people who speak French in “Witchboard” don’t sound like natives of France. “Witchboard” was actually filmed in the Canadian province of Quebec.
Not long after the murders and theft at the museum, four young people are shown walking in a wooded area in New Orleans, as they look for non-poisonous, non-psychedelic mushrooms. Emily (played by Madison Iseman) and Christian (played by Aaron Dominguez) are an engaged couple in their mid-20s. Christian and his two best friends—neurotic and fidgety Richie (played by Charlie Tahan) and mild-mannered Zack (played by Jamal Azémar)—are planning to open an organic cafe-styled restaurant called The Creole Kings, as an evolution from the food truck business the three pals used to operate together.
Emily finds the witchboard when she comes across a stray Maine Coon cat that leads her to the burglar bag where the witchboard is still tucked inside. Emily shows the witchboard to Christian and mentions that it looks like an artifact that would look good as a decoration in the restaurant. Christian agrees, so they take the witchboard home with them. Emily and Christian don’t notice that only a few feet away is the mutilated and dead body of museum thief Lebarge.
Meanwhile, at the museum, a museum official named Alexander Babtiste (played by Jamie Campbell Bower), who is a native of England, is upset with another employee named Booker (played by Kent McQuaid) because Booker failed in his task to find the witchboard. It’s explained later in the movie that Alexander is an expert in wicca. But in this scene, the movie reveals too early (within the first 15 minutes) that Alexander is the chief villain.
Alexander has a sniveling Booker murdered by his harem-like mercenaries: three look-alike women, each named Asha (played by real-life twins Renee Herbert and Elisha Herbert and their older sister Chiara Fossati), who look like “The Lord of the Rings” Sindarin elves wearing skin-tight Goth clothing. The three Ashas could have been compelling characters in a better movie. But in “Witchboard,” they are merely underdeveloped sidekicks with blank personalities.
Emily hears on the local news that the witchboard was stolen from the New Orleans Museum of Natural History, but she wants to keep the witchboard anyway. She finds a pendulum made of a human finger bone and uses it to summon the spirit of the witchboard to answer her questions. And sure enough, the witchboard starts acting like a Ouija board.
We all know what happens next: More people start to die in gruesome ways, all seemingly because of the witchboard. And that Maine Coon cat keeps lurking around. Bad things happen when the cat shows up. Emily is too slow to figure it out and convinces a reluctant Christian to let this stray cat stay at their place on a foster care basis that could lead to them permanently keeping the cat.
Too many scenes in “Witchboard” resemble a soap-opera-styled drama instead of a horror movie. Christian’s ex-girlfriend Brooke (played by Melanie Jarnson, also known as Mel Jarnson), who is a sophisticated antiques expert, has recently come back from a European trip. Brooke shows up at a tasting party hosted by Christian and his business partners. Emily isn’t too happy to see Brooke there because she knows that Brooke still has unresolved romantic feelings for Christian.
Emily has a troubled past: She’s in recovery for needle-using opioid addiction, and she has a drug-related arrest. Christian knows about Emily’s past and is supportive of her recovery. It’s implied that Emily received court-ordered rehab treatment and is on probation. Her probation is one of the reasons she doesn’t want to call police when certain things happen later in the movie.
Christian gets paranoid that Emily has relapsed back into drug addiction when she starts having nightmares and when she begins babbling about the witchboard being possessed. It doesn’t help that Emily’s former drug dealer Jessie (played by Francesco Filice) has been lurking around. Alexander finds out where the witchboard is and inevitably meets Emily and Christian when Brooke introduces Alexander to them.
One of the problems with “Witchboard” is the main characters are too generic. Christian’s personal history is barely mentioned in the movie, and Dominguez’s acting is unfortunately wooden is some of the scenes. Emily is a basic stereotype of a “woman in peril and the target of evil” who is the protagonist in so many horror movies. Iseman’s performance as Emily is as two-dimensional as the character is written. Brooke has a cynical personality with a little bit of edge, but she’s not interesting enough to be a scene-stealing standout.
As for Alexander, his creepy mannerisms, his harem trio of elf-looking women, his imperious British accent, and his obsession with reclaiming the witchboard all but telegraph that he fancies himself as some type of occult leader. There is nothing that Alexander does in the movie that is a surprise. Also not shocking are the all secrets revealed toward the end of the movie.
“Witchboard” has some kill scenes that look very fake and awkwardly staged. The movie also stretches credibility to the breaking point because certain people don’t try to get rid of the witchboard when they believe it’s causing so many problems. Have these people not heard of garbage dumps?
Of course, many horror movies rely on the characters not thinking logically in certain fear-filled moments. However, the entire plot for this version of “Witchboard” is built on the main characters being dimwits. And when the flimsy story’s scares are underwhelming, and the directing and editing are slipshod, they all make “Witchboard” a derivative and unsatisfying horror movie.
The Avenue and Atlas Distribution released “Witchboard” in select U.S. cinemas on August 15, 2025. Paramount Home Entertainment will release “Witchboard” on digital and VOD on September 16, 2025.


