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Review: ‘A Minecraft Movie,’ starring Jason Momoa, Jack Black, Danielle Brooks, Emma Myers and Sebastian Hansen

April 3, 2025

by Carla Hay

Emma Myers, Danielle Brooks, Sebastian Hansen and Jason Momoa in “A Minecraft Movie” (Photo courtesy of Warner Bros. Pictures)

Directed by Jared Hess

Culture Representation: Taking place on Earth and in a magical place called the Overworld, the fantasy/action film “A Minecraft Movie” (based on the “Minecraft” video game series) features a predominantly white group of people (with a few African Americans) representing the working-class and middle-class.

Culture Clash: Five people get caught up in the Overworld, where there’s a battle over a magical cubed crystal and a magical orb.

Culture Audience: “A Minecraft Movie” will appeal primarily to people who are fans of the “Minecraft” video game series, the movie’s headliners and fantasy action flicks that use visual effects to distract from a weak story.

Piglins in “A Minecraft Movie” (Photo courtesy of Warner Bros. Pictures)

“A Minecraft Movie” should be called “A Minecrap Movie.” This adaptation of the “Minecraft” video game series is a sloppy mishmash of incoherent action, bad jokes and a messy plot. It’s also a flimsy excuse for Jack Black to sing forgettable songs. Even though this movie is geared more toward children than adults, it’s an insult to people’s intelligence, regardless of age. And there’s more idiocy to come: “A Minecraft Movie” has an end-credits scene that’s a thinly veiled announcement that a sequel has already been planned.

Directed by Jared Hess, “A Minecraft Movie” had the freedom to make an entirely new story because the “Minecraft” games are about users building their own worlds with their own rules and inhabitants. The common denominator in “Minecraft” (which is the best-selling video game of all time) is that things and creatures are look like cube-shaped blocks. Unfortunately, that freedom to be clever is squandered in “A Minecraft Movie.” Chris Bowman, Hubbel Palmer, Neil Widener, Gavin James and Chris Galletta co-wrote the screenplay for “A Minecraft Movie,” which definitely looks like the screenplay suffers from “too many cooks in the kitchen” syndrome.

“A Minecraft Movie” is the type of movie where if you miss the first five to eight minutes, you might be confused for the rest of the movie. That’s because “A Minecraft Movie” begins with an overly long, rambling exposition dump from a narrator named Steve (played by Black), who says when he was a kid, he wanted to work in the mines to discover treasures. The only problem? Kids weren’t allowed to work in the mines.

Steve, who lives in a fictional U.S. city called Chuglass, grew up to work in a drab office in an unnamed job. (“A Minecraft Movie” was actually filmed in Auckland, New Zealand.) Steve compares how he is as an adult, compared to when he was a child: “Same shirt, same pants, no soul.” Steven revived his childhood dreams and went back to the mines. “This time, I was unstoppable,” Steven says.

During this mining excursion, Steve discovered a glowing cubed crystal and a glowing orb. When he put these two objects together, it opened a portal to a magical land called Overworld, which is described in the movie’s production notes as “a bizarre, cubic wonderland that thrives on imagination.” Keep that “imagination” part in mind when you see how little imagination this movie has.

Steve found out that he could create his own world, which he called Steve’s World, by using magical power that makes cube-shaped objects, similar to how people can build Lego objects. Some of the things he created included a loyal dog named Dennis and a casual restaurant called Steve’s Chicken Shack, which serves lava chicken. (Lava chicken is supposed to be spicy and hot, just like lava.)

Overworld has an area called Nether (which is Otherworld’s version of hell), where villains called Piglins (which look like pig mutants) live and have an insatiable desire for gold. The Piglins are led by Malgosha (played by Allan Henry and voiced by Rachel House), who is dressed like she thinks she’s the Grim Reaper. Malgosha is quite dull and predictable.

The Piglins tried to capture Steve and Dennis, but Steve and Dennis escape. During this escape, Steve give Dennis the glowing orb to hide underneath Steve’s waterbed back in Steve’s house on Earth. In hindsight, Steve thinks this was not a good hiding place. And he’s right because someone else ends up with the orb.

“A Minecraft Movie” then has a jumbled introduction to the four people who eventually end up joining Steve in Overworld to fight the Piglins.

Garrett “The Garbage Man” Garrison (played by Jason Momoa) was a teenage world champion of a “Garbage Man” video game in 1989. Garrett acts like he’s stuck in 1989, including wearing a fringed leather jacket and singing along (very off-key) to Skid Row’s “I Remember You” when he’s driving in his beat-up car. Garrett lives and works in Chuglass, where he owns a video game store that’s close to getting evicted and going out of business.
Natalie (played by Emma Myers) and Henry (played by Sebastian Hansen) are teenage siblings who have recently moved to Chuglass because Natalie has gotten a job as the social media manager for Chuglass Potato Chips. Natalie is supposed to be about 18 or 19 years old, but she looks like she’s about 15 or 16. Henry is about 14 or 15 years old. Their single mother recently died, which is why Natalie and Henry have moved to Chuglass to start a new life.
Dawn (played by Danielle Brooks) is the real-estate agent who did the deal for the house where Natalie and Henry are living in Chuglass. Dawn (who is sometimes upbeat and sometimes sassy) also has other “side hustle” jobs, including providing zoo animals for parties and other events. She drives around in a car with the company name Zoo on Wheels, with some of the zoo animals in the car.

Garrett is desperate for money, so he goes to a place called Storage World, which is run by a sleazy operator named Daryl (played by Jemaine Clement) because Garrett thinks he can find something valuable in a box for an old video game called Cosmos. Garrett pays $900 in a Storage World auction for the box, but he is disappointed to find nothing of value in it. Instead, there’s a glowing object in the storage unit. Guess which glowing object it is.

“A Minecraft Movie” has a poorly written sequence of events to show how Garrett, Natalie, Henry and Dawn end up in the Overworld. Henry is a new student enrolled at Chuglass High School, where he’s immediately bullied by some other students for being a nerd. Natalie and Henry have very generic personalities that do not enliven this already limp story.

Vice Principal Marlene (played by Jennifer Coolidge) is the school official who meets with Natalie and Henry. She gives them an earful about having recently gone through a bitter divorce from her ex-husband Clemente, who is never seen in the movie. If you know that Coolidge has been typecast as playing flaky and weird characters, then you can easily predict what type of personality Vice Principal Marlene has and how she will act.

One day, Henry goes into Garrett’s video game store and thinks Garrett is so cool, he agrees to Garrett’s con game of saying he can be Henry’s life coach for $50 an hour. Henry is an aspiring rocket scientist, so he tries to impress his schoolmates by taking a life-sized skeleton model from biology class and attaching a jet pack to it. It’s a complete disaster, of course: There’s a big explosion that damages the some of the school’s property.

Henry is called into the office of Vice Principal Marlene because he’s in big trouble. Natalie is too busy at work and Henry doesn’t want her to find out. And so, Henry calls Garrett and asks Garrett to pretend to be Henry’s uncle who will be the adult to meet with Vice Principal Marlene about Henry causing this property destruction problem.

Garrett agrees to pretend to be Henry’s uncle, for a price. When Vice Principal Marlene sees Garrett, she acts horny and starts flirting with him. Later, the movie goes to unnecessary and very unfunny scenes of Vice Principal Marlene on a dinner date with a mute creature from Overworld.

Henry’s trouble at school leads up to a scene where he goes missing because he’s hanging out with Garrett but didn’t tell Natalie. Natalie panics when she can’t find Henry, so she calls Dawn to help her look for Henry. Dawn and Natalie eventually find Henry at Garrett’s house, shortly before Henry finds the glowing orb and the glowing cubed crystal in Garrett’s garage.

Even though there’s a handwritten note (presumably from Steve) saying not to put the crystal and the orb together, it should come as no surprise that curious Henry puts the crystal and the orb together. The portal opens and drags Henry, Natalie, Garrett and Dawn into the Overworld, where they meet Steve. If you don’t like the way this sequence of events is described, then imagine watching it all happen in the movie, where seeing it unfold is infinitely worse than getting a description.

“A Minecraft Movie” (whose visual effects are not as great as they should be) then becomes a chaotic blur of chase scenes and people inventing weapons in the Overworld to battle against the Piglins and other opponents. A place called Woodland Mansion is the key to getting the “heroes” back home. The movie gets even more tiresome when Steve and Garrett (who are both very loud and insecure) compete to be the “alpha male” of the Overworld. Meanwhile, the male characters in “A Minecraft Move” get the best action scenes, while the female characters spend half of their action scenes cheering on the male characters.

Throughout this dreadful movie, Garrett tells terrible jokes that shows he has a fixation on rear ends because he has say something vaguely sexual or violent in references to bottoms. For example, Steve breaks out into song about four times, which must’ve been something that actor/singer Black insisted on in his “Minecraft” contract, since he sings some songs (none of them award-worthy) that were written specifically for the movie. At one point, Steve sings his jingle for Steve’s Chicken Shack. Garrett’s response: “I have a small business too. And one thing I try not to do is have my jingles suck butt.”

The low-quality of the screenplay, the unimpressive acting performances, and the overall substandard filmmaking for “A Minecraft Movie” won’t make a difference to people who just want to see a “Minecraft” movie, no matter how terrible it is. Children under the age of 10 might be dazzled by the movie’s visuals, but experienced moviegoers can spot the raggedy computer-generated imagery in some of the scenes. “A Minecraft Movie” is a mind-numbing experience, which might satisfy viewers who don’t care about having an inventive story in a “Minecraft” world. People who care about preserving their brain cells should steer clear of this cinematic abomination.

Warner Bros. Pictures will release “A Minecraft Movie” in U.S. cinemas on April 4, 2025.

Review: ‘Cocaine Bear,’ starring Keri Russell, O’Shea Jackson Jr., Alden Ehrenreich, Isiah Whitlock Jr., Margo Martindale, Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Ray Liotta

February 23, 2023

by Carla Hay

“Cocaine Bear”

Directed by Elizabeth Banks

Culture Representation: Taking place in 1985, in Georgia (and briefly in Tennessee and in Missouri), the comedic action film “Cocaine Bear” (based loosely on a true story) features a predominantly white cast of characters (with some African Americans and Asians) representing the middle-class, working-class and criminal underground.

Culture Clash: After a drug smuggler dies while parachuting from a plane with large quantities of cocaine, a black bear in a forest area goes on a rampage after ingesting a lot of the cocaine.

Culture Audience: “Cocaine Bear” will appeal primarily to people who are interested in watching dark and violent action comedies that are intentionally absurdist.

O’Shea Jackson Jr., Ayoola Smart, Alden Ehrenreich and Ray Liotta in “Cocaine Bear” (Photo by Pat Redmond/Universal Pictures)

Just like the bear that’s on a cocaine-fueled rampage, the erratic and unpredictable “Cocaine Bear” aims to shake up people’s sensibilities. It’s a wild and uneven ride, where the movie’s surreal comedy works well, more often than not. If you’re easily offended by the thought of children and animals ingesting cocaine, then it’s best to avoid watching “Cocaine Bear.” If you’re open to watching an adult-oriented comedy that doesn’t take itself too seriously, then “Cocaine Bear” might be enjoyable, in a way that’s similar to how people enjoy going on amusement park rides that bring some terror to the entertainment.

Directed by Elizabeth Banks and written by Jimmy Warden, “Cocaine Bear” (which takes place in 1985) is very loosely based on true events. The majority of the movie is fiction. The basic facts that the movie keeps true are that a drug smuggler in his early 40s named Andrew Thornton II (played by Matthew Rhys), who used to be a narcotics police officer in Kentucky, died in Knoxville, Tennessee, after he jumped out of a small private plane with 70 to 75 pounds (or 31 to 34 kilograms) of cocaine, and his parachute malfunctioned. (It’s the opening scene of “Cocaine Bear.”)

Before jumping out of the plane, he had dumped duffel bags filled with several bricks of cocaine in the Chattahoochee–Oconee National Forest in Georgia. The most common theory is that Thornton had brought too much cocaine on the plane and unloaded some of his stash in the forest, with a plan to go back later and get the cocaine. However, in real life, a black bear got to the cocaine first and was found dead of an overdose. In the movie, the bear doesn’t die of an overdose but instead goes on a killing spree where humans are the main targets. All of the characters in “Cocaine Bear” except Thornton are fabricated for the movie. The “cocaine” seen in the movie is actually sugar or artificial sweetener.

An introduction statement in the movie explains that black bears usually don’t attack people unless it’s for reasons related to food, self-defense or invasion of a bear’s territory. “Cocaine Bear” doesn’t waste much time before the mayhem starts. At Chattahoochee–Oconee National Forest, two German-speaking tourists named Elsa (played by Hannah Hoekstra) and Olaf (played by Kristofer Hivju), who also goes by the name Kristoffer, are hiking and taking photos. They see a bear acting strangely, such as dry-humping a tree.

Elsa and Olaf/Kristoffer are intrigued and want to take photos of this bear, although he is more hesitant because he heard that black bears can be deadly. According to the “Cocaine Bear” production notes, the movie’s coke-fueled bear (which the cast and crew nicknamed Cokey) is actually a combination of visual effects and motion caption imagery with stunt performer Allan Henry. In the movie, tourists Elsa and Olaf/Kristoffer are the first people who have a very unlucky encounter with the bear. Only one of these tourists makes it out alive.

The first 20 minutes of “Cocaine Bear” jump around a lot from scene to scene, by quickly showing the other characters in the movie who will encounter the bear. In St. Louis, Missouri, an international drug smuggler named Syd (played by Ray Liotta) was responsible for getting the cocaine shipment that Thornton was supposed to deliver. In real life, the deceased Thornton was found with cocaine that was worth $15 million at the time. In the movie, it’s mentioned that the missing cocaine in the forest is worth about $7 million.

Syd comically has his headquartes at Four Pines Mall, where he likes to hang out with his small crew at O’Shaughnessy’s Burger Time restaurant. Syd’s two main henchmen are his son Eddie (played by Alden Ehrenreich) and Eddie’s best friend Daveed (played by O’Shea Jackson Jr.), who is the more risk-taking and tougher of the two pals. Thornton’s death has made the national news. Syd knows that he’ll be held responsible for any of the cocaine that’s still missing—and he’ll do whatever it takes to find this stash. Somehow, Syd knows that Thornton had dumped the rest of the stash in the Chattahoochee–Oconee National Forest.

Eddie is first seen literally crying over his drinks in a dive bar in St. Louis, because he’s grieving over the death of a friend/colleague named John. Eddie is babbling about how the person conducting the funeral service mistakenly called John the name Joan. It’s a rambling scene that didn’t really need to be in the movie, especially since Ehrenreich over-acts in this scene. Daveed comforts Eddie, but they won’t have much time to drown any more of their sorrows in a St. Louis bar, because Syd has ordered Eddie and Daveed to go to Georgia to find the missing cocaine in the Chattahoochee–Oconee National Forest.

Meanwhile, the Chattahoochee–Oconee National Forest is under the jurisdiction of a local police detective named Bob Springs (played by Isiah Whitlock Jr.), who knows that the forest is being used as a drug-smuggling hiding place for Syd and Syd’s “crime family.” Bob is determined to find a way to bust Syd and Syd’s cronies. Bob correctly assumes that there might be some of some of Thornton’s missing cocaine in the forest, and people in Syd’s crew will come looking for this drug stash.

“Cocaine Bear” gets a little sidetracked with some comedic details that don’t become very clear until later in the movie. For example, there are several minutes of screen time showing that Bob, who wants to adopt a dog, had a Maltese delivered to him instead of the Labrador Retriever that Bob originally wanted. Bob asks his police officer colleague Reba (played by Ayoola Smart) to temporarily look after the Maltese, which is a dog with long white fur that he thinks looks too high-maintenance and “fancy” for Bob. Viewers have to watch an epilogue scene in “Cocaine Bear” to see the reason why the movie keeps showing this Maltese.

Also in the Chattahoochee–Oconee National Forest area is a hospital nurse named Sari (played by Keri Russell), who is financially struggling and has to work extra shifts to help make ends meet. Sari is the mother of 13-year-old Dee Dee (played by Brooklynn Prince), who has dreams of becoming a painter artist. Dee Dee’s best friend is a slightly younger child named Henry (played by Christian Convery), who has a crush on Dee Dee and spends a lot of time trying to impress her.

Dee Dee and Henry are both playful and a little rebellious. They skip school one day so that Dee Dee can go to a place in the forest’s Blood Mountain, where there is a nearby waterfall that Dee Dee wants to paint so that she can use this painting to get accepted into a prestigious art camp. A big part of the movie is about Sari trying to find “missing” Dee Dee and Henry in the forest. Because Dee Dee and Henry have gone missing on the same day that the cocaine bear goes on a rampage, you can easily predict what might happen with these two kids.

The Chattahoochee–Oconee National Forest has a visitor center, where a no-nonsense park ranger named Liz Winters (played by Margo Martindale) works as a manager of sorts. (She’s the only employee of the visitor center who’s seen in the movie.) Liz tries to come across as being tough as nails, but she’s got a soft spot for an animal-rights activist named Peter (played by Jesse Tyler Ferguson, in a very fake-looking wig), who calls himself a “life inspection representative.” Peter is a regular visitor to make sure that no animals are being harmed in the forest.

Peter might be aware that Liz has a crush on him. The movie drops in some adult-oriented double entendre jokes. For example, Peter comments to bachelorette Liz about one of the taxidermy animals on display in the visitor center: “You’ve got a dusty beaver here, rancher.” Liz smirks and replies, “I’m working on it.” Later in the movie, two paramedics named Beth (played by Kahyun Kim) and Tom (played by Scott Seiss) arrive by ambulance to the visitor center in one of the movie’s most memorable scenes.

A group of troublemakers in their late teens and early 20s, who call themselves the Duchamps, have been robbing and assaulting people in the forest area. Only three of these gang members are shown in “Cocaine Bear,” and they only have nicknames in the movie. Kid (played by Aaron Holliday), also known as Stache, is the youngest and most likely to talk himself out of tough situations with an opponent. Ponytail (played by Leo Hanna) is the biggest bully in the group. Vest (played by J.B. Moore) is the most likely to get scared when things go wrong.

All of these characters encounter each other in one way or another during “Cocaine Bear.” There’s a lot of gruesome violence that looks straight out of a horror movie. However, “Cocaine Bear” is never really a horror movie because it stays consistently true to its intention of being an action comedy. The bear does some unrealistic stunts and has some human-like facial expressions that seem to be the filmmakers’ way of winking at the audience to show that “Cocaine Bear” is an absurdist fictional film.

In one of his last movie roles, Liotta (who died in his sleep in 2022, at the age of 67) seems to be having fun as the “Cocaine Bear” Syd character, which is a spoof of all the callous criminals that Liotta portrayed in his long acting career. Martindale, Ferguson and Jackson also have great comedic timing and understood that “Cocaine Bear” is meant to have a dark-but-wacky satirical tone in this story about humans versus a wild animal. The rest of the cast members are serviceable in their roles. The bear, without question, is the star of the show.

For a movie about a cocaine-fueled killer bear on the loose, “Cocaine Bear” occasionally disappoints when the movie becomes less suspenseful about when the bear is going to attack next. The adrenaline-packed momentum drags when the movie gets sidetracked with the some of the shenanigan-like conflicts between people who know about the bear.

“Cocaine Bear” also requires a huge suspension of disbelief that the local fire department (which is usually in charge of handling wild animals) wasn’t called as soon as it was known that a wild bear was killing people. Police detective Bob is the main government official on the scene for most of the movie. And there is no mention of the area being evacuated for safety after it’s known that a killer bear is on the loose, and more people get killed by the bear.

However, no one should be going to see “Cocaine Bear” for realism. Banks’ direction is solid but sometimes a little too busy and unfocused. The movie is hit-and-miss when it comes to the storytelling part of the narrative. And some of the main characters (such as Eddie and Sari) are not very interesting. But “Cocaine Bear” delivers the goods when it comes to viewer anticipation to see what this unhinged bear will do next. The movie is destined to become a cult classic for viewers who like this type of entertainment.

Universal Pictures will release “Cocaine Bear” in U.S. cinemas on February 24, 2023.