July 30, 2024
by Carla Hay
Directed by Anand Tiwari
Hindi with subtitles
Culture Representation: Taking place in the Indian cities of Mumbai and Mussoorie, the romantic comedy/drama “Bad Newz” (a quasi-sequel to 2019’s “Good Newwz”) features a predominantly Indian cast of characters (with a few white people) representing the working-class and middle-class.
Culture Clash: An ambitious chef has sexual intercourse with two men (her ex-husband and her boss) on separate occasions on the same night, she gets pregnant with twins, and all three adults find out that the twins were conceived in a rare situation where the twins have two different biological fathers.
Culture Audience: “Bad Newz” will appeal primarily to people who are fans of the movie’s headliners and don’t mind watching shrill and silly romantic dramedies that are more than two hours long.
The comedy/drama “Bad Newz” squanders the movie’s unusual concept of a woman pregnant with twins from two different fathers and how she copes with the love triangle that ensues. This moronic film just lazily rehashes tired stereotypes of superficial romantic comedies. And with a total running time of 140 minutes, “Bad Newz” quickly wears out its welcome, like an obnoxious suitor who won’t go away.
Directed by Anand Tiwari, “Bad Newz” was written by Ishita Moitra and Tarun Dudeja. This bloated movie is completely predictable and does absolutely nothing clever with the rare situation of twins having two separate biological fathers and one biological mother through natural means—not through in vitro fertilization or other artificial fertility methods. This pregnancy condition is called heteropaternal superfecundation. The words “heteropaternal superfecundation” are said a few times in the movie—and that’s the closest that “Bad Newz” gets to showing any intelligence.
“Bad Newz” is a quasi-sequel to the 2019 hit movie “Good Newwz,” a comedy/drama about two married couples who get pregnant through vitro fertilization and find out that each husband’s sperm was accidentally used to fertilize the wrong wife’s egg. “Bad Newz” begins in Mumbai, India (where the movie was filmed on location), by showing a chef named Saloni Bagga (payed by Triptii Dimri) meeting with actress Ananya Panday (playing a version of herself) for lunch at a restaurant. Paparazzi and fans have followed Ananya to this restaurant. Saloni and Ananya are meeting because Ananya is going to portay Saloni in a movie.
What is so unusual about Saloni’s life that would be turned into a movie where Saloni will be portrayed by a famous actress? “Bad Newz” then goes into flashback mode for most of the movie to show that Saloni is the one who’s had a heteropaternal superfecundation pregnancy. The long-winded plot (which is padded with generic song-and-dance musical scenes) has no surprises in depicting the “love triangle” that caused this unusual situation.
Saloni is about 26 or 27 years old. At the beginning of this flashback, she is living in Mumbai, where she is the head chef at a restaurant called Panama Cafe. Her dream is to be the head chef of a retaurant that gets the highest-rated Meraki Star, which is this fictional movie’s version of the Michelin star. Eventually, Saloni also wants to own her own restaurant.
Saloni goes to a wedding reception and meets vain and arrogant Akhil Chadha (played by Vicky Kaushal), who likes to describe himself as the Greatest of All Time (his self-appointed nickname) when it comes to being a lover. Akhil (who’s about four years older than Saloni) immediately makes it known to Saloni that he’s attracted to her and he wants to date her. She resists his advances because she says she wants to stay focused on her career.
However, Akhil is persistent, and Saloni agrees to date him. Saloni and Akhil have a whirlwind courtship and then get married. Why would Saloni agree to marry this jerk? She sees a vulnerable and caring side to Akhil when he tells her that he checks up on his mother often, out of guilt, because he wasn’t with his mother when his father died.
There are problems in the marriage from the start. Akhil (whose profession is never mentioned in the movie) apparently has nothing better to do than show up at the restaurant where Saloni works as a head chef to interrupt her work and harass people. When he’s at the restaurant, he expects Saloni to pay full attention to him while she’s supposed to be working.
Akhil also demands that customers excessively praise Saloni. He makes disruptions by shouting to anyone who listens that Saloni is an amazing chef. He thinks he’s being a supportive husband, but he’s not. Saloni asks Akhil to stop showing up at her job and acting in this boorish way, but Akhil won’t listen.
Akhil’s rude and overbearing attitude erupts into violence one day when he physically assaults a restaurant customer who complains about Saloni’s cooking. The Panama Cafe manager (played by Navin Kaushik) orders Akhil out of the restaurant, while the assaulted customer leaves in an angry huff. Saloni is understandably humiliated and ashamed by Akhil’s abusiveness.
When Akhil and Saloni go home after this assault incident, they have a big argument, which ends with Akhil ordering Saloni to move out of their home. She willingly goes and then files for divorce not long afterward. Akhil and Saloni were married for almost six months when they had this nasty breakup.
Saloni’s parents disapprove of Saloni getting divorced and try to get her to change her mind and reconcile with Akhil, who also wants the reconciliation. However, Saloni stands firm in her decision. Akhil’s widowed mother Vishni Chadha (played by Sheeba Chadha) also wants to see the couple get back together. Saloni’s aunt Ma Corona (played by Neha Dhupia) often acts as a peacemaker and advisor for Saloni’s love life problems.
Back at the Panama Cafe, the restaurant is being visited by Meraki Star judges. Saloni is expected to be in top form. Unfortunately, Saloni is stressed-out and distracted by her divorce problems, so she flops during the judging session, and the restaurant doesn’t win the Meraki Star. Because of her blunders, Saloni is fired from Panama Cafe.
Akhil comforts Saloni after she is fired. But it’s still not enough for Saloni to change her mind about the divorce. Saloni tells Akhil that they rushed into the marriage, which is why she thinks the marriage was doomed to fail. She also tells him, “Our dreams will always clash.” Akhil changes his mind about contesting the divorce and agrees to the divorce.
After the divorce, Saloni decides to start fresh by moving to Mussoorie, a small town about 1,742 kilometers or 1,082 miles away from Mumbai. Even after this move, Saloni can be heard saying in a voiceover that maybe her decision to divorce Akhil was too hasty. Saloni gets a job as the head chef of a restaurant owned by an available bachelor named Gurbir Singh Pannu (played by Ammi Virk), who has a personality that is the opposite of Akhil’s personality. Of course he does, because this is a cliché-ridden movie about a love triangle.
Saloni sees right away that Gurbir (who’s slightly older than Akhil) is kind, polite and humble to everyone. At the restaurant, Gurbir is able to diplomatically smooth over conflicts, whereas Akhil is the type of person who is more likely to cause conflicts. Gurbir, whose parents died when he was a child, is attracted to Saloni, but he doesn’t want to make the first move.
Gurbir is enough of a gentleman to be aware that as a boss, he should not be trying to date an employee unless he is absolutely sure that the employee wants this type of relationship. Saloni thinks Gurbir is a nice guy who’s emotionally mature. She is also lonely because she doesn’t have any friends in Mussoorie. In the meantime, Gurbir and Saloni hang out together as platonic colleagues.
One fateful night, Gurbir and Saloni are one of these platonic dates during a trip where they’re both staying at the same hotel. Saloni gets drunk and impulsively has sex with Gurbir in his hotel room. When she goes back to her hotel room, she’s shocked to see Akhil waiting for her because he wanted to surprise her. (Can you say “stalker”?)
Akhil has brought a cake with him because that day happens to be the ex-couple’s wedding anniversary. Saloni is drunk and lonely, so she has sex with Akhil on the same night, within less than an hour after having sex with Gurbir. And because “Bad Newz” already reveals in the beginning that Saloni has a heteropaternal superfecundation pregnancy, you can easily guess what happens during the rest of this movie.
“Bad Newz” tediously drags with unimaginative scenes of the rivalry that develops between Akhil and Gurbir when they find out that they are both the biological fathers to the twins that Saloni is carrying. Expect to see Akhil and Gurbir try to outdo each other to prove to Saloni who will be the better father. All of it is very outdated comedy, with jokes that fall very flat.
Saloni has a hard time deciding which man she’ll choose to be her co-parent, or if she will choose to raise the twins on her own. Has she really fallen out of love with “bad boy” Akhil? Might she fall in love with “good guy” Gurbir? And what about the fact that Akhil and Gurbir stubbornly accuse each other of not being a suitable parent to these twins? Will anyone care by the end of this overly long mushfest?
Kaushal, Dimri and Virk don’t do much to make these characters endearing to audiences. Akhil is an egotistical creep who thinks his physical appearance entitles him to get any woman he wants. And if Akhil goes through any personality changes in the movie, it just looks phony. Dimri’s portrayal of Saloni makes her look flaky and a little bit manipulative. Virk’s depiction of Gurbir gives this character a decent personality, but it’s too bland and without the charisma needed to convince viewers that Gurbir can charm Saloni into the passionate love affair that she wants.
The movie’s depictions of Saloni’s visits to her obstetrician Doctor Baweja (played by Faisal Rashid) are also off-putting. Dr. Naweja treats Saloni more like a scientific experiment than a human being. He doesn’t care what the stress of this love triangle might be doing to pregnant and vulnerable Saloni. (Predictably, Akhil and Gurbir show up during these doctor visits and argue in front of the doctor.) Dr. Naweja just seems to want to have bragging rights that he’s a rare doctor who treated a patient with a heteropaternal superfecundation pregnancy.
“Bad Newz” is also one of those movies that has an incessantly annoying music score and soundtrack that are punctuated with silly comedy sound effects. The movie’s uneven tone also shifts to soap opera territory with over-styled scenes where people have wind flowing through their hair while they stare off wistfully into the distance, as if they’re at a photo shoot for a romance novel. “Bad Newz” isn’t the worst movie you could ever see, but “Bad Newz” asks viewers for too much time for a story that is as flimsy and boring as it is.
AA Films released “Bad Newz” in select U.S. cinemas and in India on July 19, 2024.