December 14, 2024
by Carla Hay

“Christmas Eve in Miller’s Point”
Directed by Tyler Taormina
Culture Representation: Taking place on an early 2000s Christmas Eve in Miller’s Point, a fictional city on New York’s Long Island, the comedy/drama film “Christmas Eve in Miller’s Point” features a predominantly white cast of characters (with a few African Americans, Asians and Latin people) representing the working-class and middle-class.
Culture Clash: Various people of different generations gather for a Christmas Eve dinner party at a family home, where there is some adult bickering and teenage rebellion.
Culture Audience: “Christmas Eve in Miller’s Point” will appeal primarily to people who don’t mind watching Christmas holiday movies that don’t have a real plot.

“Christmas Eve in Miller’s Point” is a movie that doesn’t have a point with a story that’s aimless drivel. It’s nothing but a dull compilation of mindless drama and unfunny comedy scenes with forgettable characters during a Christmas Eve night on New York’s Long Island. By the end of this time-wasting film, you probably won’t be able to describe anything that’s consistently compelling about the movie.
Directed by Tyler Taormina, “Christmas Eve in Miller’s Point” was co-written by Taormina and Eric Berger. The movie had its world premiere at the 2024 Cannes Film Festival, which might be why some people might be fooled into thinking this is a good film. The reality is that the Cannes Film Festival has had plenty of bad movies. “Christmas Eve in Miller’s Point” is one of them.
“Christmas Eve in Miller’s Point” (which takes place in in the early 2000s, in the fictional Long Island city of Miller’s Point) begins by showing a family of four driving to the home of the children’s grandmother for a large family gathering. (“Christmas Eve in Miller’s Point” was filmed on location in Suffolk County, Long Island.) In the car are spouses Lenny (played by Ben Shenkman) and Kathleen (played by Maria Dizzia) and their two children: teenage Emily (played by Matilda Fleming) and pre-teen Andrew, nicknamed Andy (played by Justin Long), who’s about 10 or 11 years old. Emily is about 15 or 16 years old.
Lenny is a mostly attentive father who seems to get along with everyone, but he has a tendency to be bossy and preachy. Kathleen is a neurotic worrier. Emily is a teenage rebellion stage and often gets into arguments with Kathleen. Andy doesn’t have much of a personality and is barely seen in the movie.
The Christmas Eve family gathering is being held at the home of Kathleen’s widowed mother Antonia (played by Mary Reistetter), who doesn’t say much in the movie either. Kathleen’s siblings are also at this Christmas Eve dinner party: gossipy Elyse (played by Maria Carucci), macho Uncle Ray (played by Tony Savino), outspoken Matthew (played by John Trischetti Jr.) and “average guy” Uncle Ronald (played by Steve Alleva), who thinks he’s the most talented cook in the family. Ray likes to brag that he’s an aspiring author. No one cares.
One of the biggest problems with “Christmas Eve in Miller’s Point” is that it’s overstuffed with characters where almost nothing is told about these characters. Too many characters come and go in the story, with no effort to let these characters stay long enough for viewers to get to know them. Some people seated at the main dinner table are never identified by how they know Antonia and her family. About 80% of “Christmas Eve in Miller’s Point” consists of very boring conversations that go nowhere. The movie goes from one scenario to the next with no real purpose.
You won’t learn much about the family at the center of the story. Ronald wants to put Antonia in a nursing home, while Ray is vehemently against the idea. Ray offers to have Antonia live with him, while his siblings are skeptical that Ray is capable of taking care of their mother. There’s also some family disagreement over whether or not Antonia’s house should be sold after she dies.
Meanwhile, Emily sneaks out of the house to drive around with some of her friends, including Michelle (played by Francesca Scorsese) and Sasha (played by Ava Francesca Renne), while an unwelcome pest named Craig Salwen (played by Leo Hervey) tags along. The highlight of their excursion is being able to illegally buy alcoholic drinks at a liquor store. Michelle, who is slightly older (about 19 or 20) than the teens she hangs out with, has a brief flirtation with a retail worker named Lynn (played by Elsie Fisher), who is in the movie for less than 10 minutes.
There are other scenes that are completely useless, such as an early scene of adolescents playing a video game in a room. A kid named Plati (played by Keon Mosley) suddenly goes into a dark storage room in the house and emerges from the room holding an iguana. And then, the movie abruptly cuts to another scene. This bizarre scene with the iguana is not mentioned or referenced in the movie again.
“Christmas Eve in Miller’s Point” occasionally shows two law enforcement officers on patrol: Officer Gibson (played by Michael Cera, one of the producers of “Christmas Eve in Miller’s Point”) and Sergeant Brooks (played by Gregg Turkington), who are both weirdos. They like to flash their squad car headlights whenever they think anyone is speeding, even if these two cops don’t necessarily pull anyone over for speeding. These two cops who don’t say much until a strange and very unamusing part of the movie where they both talk in deadpan voices about acting on sexual feelings for a co-worker.
The acting performances in “Christmas Eve in Miller’s Point” are mediocre to awful, with no character in the movie having a personality that could be considered interesting. “Christmas Eve in Miller’s Point” is so slow-paced and inert, it’s like watching a snow plow stuck in a rut. Instead of shoveling snow, “Christmas Eve in Miller’s Point” is like a snow plow that just shovels a lot of crap.
IFC Films released “Christmas Eve in Miller’s Point” in select U.S. cinemas on November 8, 2024. The movie was released on digital and VOD on December 3, 2024. AMC+ premiered “Christmas Eve in Miller’s Point” on December 6, 2024.