Review: ‘Crescent City’ (2024), starring Terrence Howard, Esai Morales, Nicky Whelan and Alec Baldwin

August 24, 2024

by Carla Hay

Terrence Howard, Esai Morales and Nicky Whelan in “Crescent City” (Photo courtesy of Lionsgate)

“Crescent City” (2024)

Directed by RJ Collins

Culture Representation: Taking place in Little Rock, Arkansas, the dramatic film “Crescent City” features a predominantly white group of people (with some African Americans and Latinos and Asians) representing the working-class and middle-class.

Culture Clash: Two macho cops reluctantly work with a new female partner in their hunt to find a serial killer who beheads the murder victims.

Culture Audience: “Crescent City” will appeal mainly to people who are fans of the movie’s headliners and enjoy watching low-quality murder mysteries.

Alec Baldwin in “Crescent City” (Photo courtesy of Lionsgate)

Trashy and idiotic, “Crescent City” is an embarrassment to crime dramas. This awful and stupid movie is filled with substandard performances in a poorly written story about police on the hunt for a serial killer. A plot twist at the end is laughably bad.

Directed by RJ Collins and written by Rich Ronat, “Crescent City” is an example of lazy filmmaking combined with cast members who mostly look like they don’t really want to be there but they need the money. The entire story is creatively bankrupt and just plods along with gruesome discoveries of beheaded corpses in between the movie’s tawdry scenes where people spew unrealistic and flat-sounding dialogue.

“Crescent City” takes place in the capital city of Little Rock, Arkansas, which had a population of about 202,000 people, as of the 2022 census. (“Crescent City” was filmed on location in Arkansas, which is probably the most authentic-looking thing about the movie.) What’s weird and off-kilter about the marketing of “Crescent City” is that this description is in the movie’s synopsis: “When a small Southern town is terrorized by a serial killer everyone becomes a suspect … including the police.”

Since when is a city with a population of about 202,000 people considered a “small town”? It’s almost as if the studio’s marketing people couldn’t even bear to watch this movie and decided any old generic synopsis would do. For anyone who has the misfortune of watching this tacky film, “Crescent City” is just a pile-on of mindless scenes and unappealing characters.

The beginning of “Crescent City” shows a TV news report that there have been three murders in Little Rock in two months. It’s later revealed that the police suspect the same person is causing the murders because all of the victims are found decapitated with a mannequin’s head placed near each dead body. This murderer has been targeting men and women between the ages of 20 and 40.

One of these murders is shown near the beginning of the film. An unidentified man in his 30s (played by David Lipper) is shown standing near a house’s swimming pool. He appears to be in a stupor from drugs and/or alcohol. A mystery woman is seen emerging from the pool. She walks up behind the man and then slits his throat. It’s revealed at the end of the movie who this person is.

The lead investigator in the Little Rock Police Department is Brian Sutter (played by Terrence Howard), who seems to be an upstanding family man, but he’s got some disturbing secrets. The first time that Brian is seen in the movie, he’s sitting in a church pew with his wife Elena (played by Reema Sampat) and their daughter Mila (played by Madonna Akhtar), who’s about 5 or 6 years old. Brian is unnerved during the church service because he keeps having flashback visions to a drug bust that went terribly wrong.

The information about this drug bust gradually comes out during the movie, until the full truth is revealed. It’s enough to say in this review that a known drug addict/drug dealer in the area named Mrs. Crawford was being raided in her trailer park home for possession of meth and cocaine. She had a 17-year-old son named Benjamin Harrison, who was shot to death during this drug bust.

Brian’s cop partner is Luke Carson (played by Esai Morales), a misogynist who is loyal to Brian and has some serious anger issues. The boss of Brian and Luke is Captain Howell (played by Alec Baldwin), who is as cliché as cliché can be. Captain Howell’s role in the movie consists mostly of sitting at a desk and giving orders.

One day, Brian is in a public restroom when he sees a graffiti message written on a wall: “For sexual salvation Secrets666.com.” Brian tries to wipe off the graffiti until a janitor named Gopal Sharma (played by Anjul Nigam) enters the room and tells Brian that he will remove the graffiti because it’s his job. This scene is so awkwardly staged, you just know that the graffiti message will play a role later in the movie.

Meanwhile, another murder victim is soon found. His name was Richard “Ricky” McCallum (played by Eduard Osipov), who was discovered beheaded in his car, with a mannequin’s head on the front passenger seat. Ricky’s grieving wife Marcy McCallum (played by Nikita Kahn) is questioned by Brian and Luke. Brian asks Marcy if Ricky had been cheating on her because condoms were found in the car. Marcy says no and insists that she and Ricky had a good marriage.

With no progress being made in this serial killer investigation, Captain Howell tells Brian and Luke that they will have a new partner who has been assigned to help. Her name is Jaclyn Waters (played by Nicky Whelan), a detective who has transferred from Tulsa, Oklahoma, but she’s originally from Australia. Brian and Luke don’t like being forced to work with this “outsider,” but they have no choice.

Their mistrust of Jaclyn grows even more when Brian and Luke find out that she’s really an investigator from internal affairs, as already revealed in the “Crescent City” trailer. The trailer also reveals that Brian and Jaclyn begin having an affair with each other. It’s really just an excuse to show Whelan in cleavage-baring lingerie in fake-looking sex scenes.

Soon after Brian, Luke and Jaclyn begin working together, a young woman named Sabrina Harris (played by Rose Lane Sanfilippo) is at the police department to report that her roommate Vanessa Perkins (played by Ciel Shi) is missing. Sabrina says that Vanessa used a Sex Addicts Anonymous website called Secrets666.com. Brian recognizes that name because he saw it on the graffiti in the bathroom just a few days before.

Brian, Luke and Jaclyn are then shown breaking into an abandoned house without a warrant. And what a coincidence: There’s a decapitated body in a bathtub, which has a mannequin’s head nearby. The murdered person is Vanessa. With no explanation whatsoever, Brian concludes that the serial killer is also a sexual sadist.

The owner of the house is listed as Robert Hedges, who was also beheaded. He was murdered 20 years ago. The prime suspect in Robert’s murder was his adult son Charlie Hedges, who has been missing ever since Robert’s murder. When Robert’s name is mentioned, Luke says to Brian and Jaclyn that he knows what it must feel like to want to get rid of a father because his own father was abusive to him when he was a child.

The rest of “Crescent City” is just one ludicrous scene after another, with many plot holes and obvious red herrings. Jaclyn creates an escort website to go “undercover” as a sex worker. It leads her to encounter a suspicious creep named Travis Reed (played by Weston Cage Coppola), who wears a mask that covers the lower half his face.

The detectives also question a shady-looking clergyman named Pastor Lawson (played by Michael Sirow), a preacher for the Methodist church where the Secrets666.com sex addicts have their meetings. And there’s a scene in a bar with Luke picking up a stranger named Tanya Nelson (played by Danielle Druz) and having sex with her in a bathroom at the bar. It won’t be the last time that Tanya is in the movie.

As already shown in the movie’s trailer, Brian and Jaclyn—at separate times—look like they could guilty of being involved in the murders. And as soon as they come under suspicion, you know that the truth isn’t that obvious. Still, even with these attempts to introduce multiple possible suspects, it’s fairly easy to figure out who the real culprit is, based on how the evidence is planted to frame certain people who are not guilty.

In a movie that is dragged down by several lackluster performances, Howard’s acting in “Crescent City” is possibly the worst of the bunch. He shows no emotional connection to his character Brian, who is supposed to be complicated and morally conflicted. Howard looks extremely bored for most of the movie. And when he does have to show any emotions in a scene, it looks forced.

Luke is such a repulsive and soulless character, Morales doesn’t have much to work with in depicting this obvious cretin. Whelan seems to be in the movie to portray the filmmakers’ sexist stereotype of a female cop whose character is defined by sleeping with a married co-worker and going undercover as a sex worker, so she will be in scenes where she’s scantily clad. In addition to the rotten plot and idiotic dialogue, “Crescent City” has sloppy editing and horrible audio dubbing. If the “Crescent City” filmmakers didn’t care about making a good movie, then you shouldn’t care about watching this garbage.

Lionsgate released “Crescent City” in select U.S. cinemas, on digital and VOD on August 16, 2024.

Review: ‘Blow Up My Life,’ starring Jason Selvig, Kara Young, Ben Horner, Davram Stiefler and Reema Sampat

October 5, 2023

by Carla Hay

Jason Selvig and Kara Young in “Blow Up My Life” (Photo courtesy of WPDA Studios)

“Blow Up My Life”

Directed by Ryan Dickie and Abigail Horton

Culture Representation: Taking place in Middletown, Connecticut, the comedy/drama film “Blow Up My Life” features a predominantly white cast of characters (with one African American and two Asians) representing the working-class, middle-class and wealthy.

Culture Clash: A software engineer, who has been fired from his job at a pharmaceutical company, becomes a whistleblower who has to change his identity when he finds out that his former employer is selling an app that gets people hooked on a vaping pen that is supposed to wean people off of opioid addiction but instead gets people hooked on the vaping pen.

Culture Audience: “Blow Up My Life” will appeal primarily to viewers who are interested in watching fast-paced thrillers that have deadpan comedy.

Jason Selvig and Reema Sampat in “Blow Up My Life” (Photo courtesy of WPDA Studios)

“Blow Up My Life” is an appealing and sometimes awkward mix of snarky comedy and suspenseful thriller. Jason Selvig and Kara Young are a dynamic on-screen duo in this story about a whistleblower on the run. The abrupt ending might get mixed reactions. Some of the slapstick gags look a little too contrived, but the movie excels when it’s about the people who are caught up in this crime drama.

Written and directed by Ryan Dickie and Abigail Horton, “Blow Up My Life” (formerly titled “Dead End”) was filmed on location in Middletown, Connecticut. “Blow Up My Life” manages to make a sweeping and absorbing story out of a relatively small cast and not very many locations. The scandal in the story is about deadly corruption at a corporate pharmaceutical firm that is about to become a public company.

In the beginning of “Blow Up My Life,” software engineer Jason Trumble (played by Selvig) works at a pharmaceutical company called Furenza, whose biggest product is a vaping pen called Doxie, which has low dosages of opioids that are meant to wean people off of high-dosage opiods. It’s similar to how a nicotine patch or nicotine gum is supposed to help people quit smoking tobacco. Jason has created the Doxie app that is supposed to regulate a safe dosage in the vaping pen.

Furenza expects that its IPO (initial public offering) will be a success and will add hundreds of millions of dollars in value and cash flow to the company. Not long before this crucial IPO rollout, Jason is fired after it’s discovered that he made a past video of himself doing drugs and the video was posted online. After his exit from Furenza, Jason starts his own computer repair company called JT Computer Repair, where he is the only employee.

One day, Jason happens to get a call from his former Furenza boss Gary Johanssen (played by Davram Stiefler), who wants Jason to make a house call to do a repair job for Gary’s laptop computer. Jason sees it as an opportunity to find anything scandalous on Gary’s computer. (In real life, Selvig and Stiefler are the comedy duo the Young Liars.)

What Jason finds out shakes him to the core: Several people at Furenza know that the Doxie app that Jason created is deliberately malfunctioning and causing people to get hooked on using the Furenza vaping pen. Some people have died from drug overdoses as a result, but Furenza has so far not been linked to these overdoses, because the people who use Doxie are usually known to already be addicted to drugs. Furenza is relying on people to get hooked on Doxie as the main sales strategy for Doxie.

Jason decides to download a copy of the evidence from Gary’s computer. His cousin Charlotte “Charlie” August (played by Young), who’s an expert computer hacker, encourages Jason to become a whistleblower and take the information to the media. Jason is very naïve when he tells Charlie that he doesn’t think that Gary is involved in this corruption because Jason thinks Gary seems like too nice of a person. Charlie, who has more street smarts than Jason does, tells him that Gary would have to be involved or aware of the corruption since the evidence was on Gary’s computer.

Jason knows exactly which journalist should get the story: His former love interest Priya Prasad (played by Reema Sampat), who has moved on to a new boyfriend. The movie doesn’t really make it clear if Priya and Jason were actually in a serious romantic relationship. What’s clear though is that Jason hasn’t really gotten over Priya. He hopes that giving her this news exposé will impress Priya and might get her show a romantic interest in him.

Before Jason meets up with Priya, he has a confrontation with Gary in a parking garage. During this confrontation, Gary essentially admits that he knows about the malfunctioning Doxie app that gets people hooked. Gary sneers at Jason: “It doesn’t matter what you think because you don’t work at Furenza anymore.”

Gary then admits that he was going to fire Jason anyway because the thinks that Jason was after Gary’s job, which is an accusation that Jason vehemently denies. Jason and Gary get into an argument. And then, something happens in that parking garage that convinces Jason that he really needs to expose Furenza’s corruption with the evidence that he has.

Because of what happened in the parking garage, Jason goes into hiding. Charlie drops off several things for Jason at a secret location so that he can have a new identity. Jason gets a fake driver’s license with an alias. He is also now posing as a delivery van driver for a phony business called Rhoda’s Gormet Catering. (In one of the movie’s deadpan jokes, Jason immediately notices that “gourmet” is misspelled.)

Jason meets with Priya, who is grateful and excited about getting this big news scoop. However, she tells Jason that he needs to get evidence that Fumera’s CEO knew and encouraged the deadly nature of the Doxie app. Fumera CEO Blake Davis (played by Ben Horner) is a somewhat stereotypical greedy and ruthless corporate executive. Jason teams up with Charlie to spy on Blake by planting a spy cam in a bouquet of flowers and delivering it to Blake by convincing him that the bouquet is from a potential financial investor.

The rest of “Blow Up My Life” shows how Jason gets into increasingly dangerous situations. Through it all, he keeps an audio journal and gets advice/help from Charlie, who is fully on board with Jason being a whistleblower. Jason’s audio journal entries and his voiceover narration for the movie are meant to be semi-running jokes in the movie.

The partnership between Jason and Charlie has echoes of the partnership of “Get Smart” characters Maxwell Smart (also known as Agent 86) and Agent 99 in the “Get Smart” comedy franchise: The man is the lead character in this duo, but the woman in this duo is the smarter one and gets her male partner out of tricky situations that he’s not capable of doing on his own. Many of the best scenes in “Blow Up My Life” are with Jason and Charlie, who have a snappy rapport that’s entertaining to watch.

“Blow Up My Life” has a few tonal issues where the comedy and the drama don’t blend together very well in some of the scenes, but this combination works for most of the movie. Selwig and Young carry the movie with their acting and great comedic timing. The movie’s other cast members in the movie give solid but not spectacular performances. Writers/directors Dickie and Horton make an above-average feature-film debut with “Blow Up My Life.” Even if the subjects of Big Pharma and IPOs have no interest to you, “Blow Up My Life” should keep most viewers interested in what’s going to happen throughout the movie.

WPDA Studios released “Blow Up My Life” in select U.S. cinemas on September 18, 2023. The movie will be released of digital and VOD on November 21, 2023.

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